This is a flying robot that I just shot out of the sky when it tired to deliver me a package.

Is Star Wars the one with the wizard boy?

They do seem to, as they say, keep it "100."

You think I would carry around pictures of my child where anyone could see them?

Ron: Why do people eat anything besides breakfast food?
Leslie: Because people are idiots Ron.

Leslie: Ron, you big fat giant sap!
Ron: That seems unnecessary.

Sure I loved shutting things down, bleeding the beast from the inside...

I was going to ask you for a job. In the federal government - even saying it feels dirty.

Ron: Hello Larry.
Terry: It's Terry now.
Ron: Okay.

That's the real reason I hired you. Those brownies were damn good.

Ron: You called me a "heartless thug."
Leslie: I absolutely did not!
Ron: You were tough. And honest.

I'll do anything! I'll watch a foreign film! I'll talk to a man with a ponytail!

Parks & Rec Quotes

Sometimes when you make an omelet you've gotta break a few eggs. What's the alternative? No omelets at all? Who wants to live in that kind of world? Maybe birds. Then all their babies would live.

Leslie

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April