This is a flying robot that I just shot out of the sky when it tired to deliver me a package.

Is Star Wars the one with the wizard boy?

They do seem to, as they say, keep it "100."

You think I would carry around pictures of my child where anyone could see them?

Ron: Why do people eat anything besides breakfast food?
Leslie: Because people are idiots Ron.

Leslie: Ron, you big fat giant sap!
Ron: That seems unnecessary.

Sure I loved shutting things down, bleeding the beast from the inside...

I was going to ask you for a job. In the federal government - even saying it feels dirty.

Ron: Hello Larry.
Terry: It's Terry now.
Ron: Okay.

That's the real reason I hired you. Those brownies were damn good.

Ron: You called me a "heartless thug."
Leslie: I absolutely did not!
Ron: You were tough. And honest.

I'll do anything! I'll watch a foreign film! I'll talk to a man with a ponytail!

Parks & Rec Quotes

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He's a grown man. Fishing's not that hard.

Ron

Leslie: It is nice to see you again.
Ben: Are you talking to my butt?
Leslie: Yes.