Leslie: Come on Ron, we were friends for 10 years.
Ron: We were work proximity associates.

Ron: WHAT IF WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY AND HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE?
Leslie: I DID NOT CONSIDER THAT POSSIBILITY!

I would rather bleed out than sit here and talk about my feelings for 10 mins.

I'm going to break out of here, then I'm going to snap you in half.

Leslie: You're the most unreasonable person I've ever meet and I'm not going to change my mind no matter what anyone says.
Ron: You're bad at scrapbooking.
Leslie: Whaa--?

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Leslie: That was all flash no substance!
Ron: It was exactly as substantive as your presentation.

This is a competition. We need to win it. Please do your jobs.

Ron: Terry, what has Leslie been up to?
Terry: Oh getting ready for big press conference!
Ben: Terry come on!

It's f*cking milk.

Ben: Please write it in cursive, it raises a lot of red fl-
Ron: No.

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I prefer quality over flash - that's why I refuse to write my signature in cursive.

Tammy does not abide by the Geneva Convention.