Ron Swanson Quotes
This is a flying robot that I just shot out of the sky when it tired to deliver me a package.
Is Star Wars the one with the wizard boy?
They do seem to, as they say, keep it "100."
You think I would carry around pictures of my child where anyone could see them?
Ron: Why do people eat anything besides breakfast food?
Leslie: Because people are idiots Ron.
Leslie: Ron, you big fat giant sap!
Ron: That seems unnecessary.
Sure I loved shutting things down, bleeding the beast from the inside...
I was going to ask you for a job. In the federal government - even saying it feels dirty.
Ron: Hello Larry.
Terry: It's Terry now.
That's the real reason I hired you. Those brownies were damn good.
Ron: You called me a "heartless thug."
Leslie: I absolutely did not!
Ron: You were tough. And honest.
I'll do anything! I'll watch a foreign film! I'll talk to a man with a ponytail!