Ron Swanson Quotes (Page 2)
Season 5, Episode 14: "Leslie and Ben"
Ron: People who buy things are suckers.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ron: Before we go in there, I want to say something. You are a wonderful person. Our friendship means a lot to me. And you look very beautiful.
• Rating: Unrated
Leslie: Ron, I'm going to need you to walk me down the aisle.
Ron: It would be an honor. And the first time I won't regret walking down the aisle.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 13: "Emergency Response"
Ron: Your house isn't haunted. You're lonely.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Ron: The next thing you'll want to do is ditch the terrier and get yourself a proper dog. Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat and cats are pointless.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ron: I wouldn't know. I've never been hungover. After I've had too much whiskey, I cook myself a large flank steak, pan fried and salted butter. I eat that, put on a pair of wet socks and go to sleep.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 12: "Ann's Decision"
Swanson: I did not sleep for one second last night. And I cracked the bottom of the toilet bowl.
• Rating: Unrated
Ron: There's been a mistake. You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Swanson: I'm going to get 12 eggs and part of a dead animal. Dealer's choice. Please and thank you.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 11: "Women in Garbage"
Ron: I love nothing!
• Rating: Unrated
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