Popular Ron Swanson Quotes
Leslie: Look, if there's anything I can do to make it up to you.
Ron: Sure, how about you shoot me in the head. Oh wait, you already did that.
They'll only talk to you or me. And I can't go, because I don't want to.
Ron: This seems like none of our business.
Leslie: Be supportive, OK? Don't be all like, "No. I don't want to. I am a guy and I like fire, and playing hockey and eating meat. No, no says I."
April: That was a really good Ron.
Leslie: Thank you.
Looking at her, I feel like she might be the perfect spooning size for me.
Strippers do nothing for me. I like a strong, salt of the Earth, self-possessed woman at the top of her field. Your Steffi Grafs, your Sheryl Swoopeses, but I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace.
Tom-cat, pull up a mouth. This buffet is unstoppable.
Take it down a notch. You already won your Oscar, DiCaprio.
There's a bunch of messages waiting for you about a bunch of things I don't understand.
My name is Ron. You don't need to know my last name. Whoever wants to talk, go ahead and we'll be out of here in a tight fifteen.
We can't have raccoons for the Christmas thing. They'll hunt the kids for sport.
OK good, because I have to run a public forum, supervise the maintenance crews and teach crafts at the senior center. Simultaneously.
This is my basketball court. I don't want to see any double dribbles. I don't want to see any three second violations.
