We also have an indoor pool, but that's more for special occasions, like those three days of winter we get

Megan: Is there a guy you like at school right now?
Rose: Zachary Todd. He wears a choker, it's really hot

Megan: What's this?
Rose: These are a few of my favorite things... I would have sung that, but that probably falls under the delightfulness rule
Megan: Your singing is delightful so we'll have none of that

Rose [about Megan and Will]: Get out... are you guys a couple?
Megan: Uh no, we are not sharing. You to know why? You're grounded from all fun things, including gossip, chit chat, delightful banter. You are grounded from banter

Megan: You girls are dressed a little fancy for a night of studying
Sage: We're going out
Rose: We just figured it was canceled because you have a friend it town..hi Marci
Megan: It's Caryn, nice try

Rose: Wait, how can you be done already I'm barely half way
Sage: Well maybe if you didn't all waste your time looking up every other word you'd be done too
Rose: Megan says increasing my vocabulary is the easy the way to boost comprehension
Sage: Well Megan is old

Patricia: Do you blog?
Rose: ugh
Patricia: The little one is getting on my nerves

Rose: Okay but we're not leaving each other yet?
Sage: Not for a long ass time

Sage: I am so sick of you worshiping at the altar of Megan Smith
Rose: What is that supposed to mean?
Sage: You've been acting all righteous ever since her and her poly cotton ass has walked into this house

Rose: I just really need an objective opinion from an older person and you're like the oldest person I know who that doesn't work for me
Charlie: It's a weird little world you live in Rose

Rose: I don't know what's sadder: that you keep all your papers or that you wear that thing around your neck
Megan: I brought this for you, I'm not that big of a fashion victim, though it does match my cardigan

Rose: I'm so proud of us
Sage: I know we were like fairy godmothers today, except not all old and dumpy

Privileged Quotes

Boss [about Megan's hair]: It's just so bright
Megan: Everyone loves Lucille Ball but no one does anything about it.
Boss: This isn't about the hair, though it is really distracting...

Hey lady, i can see your va-jay-jay!

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