Roxy LeBlanc Quotes
Tonight I know what it feels like when someone you love does not come home.
Trevor: What am I supposed to do here if I'm not in the Army?
Roxy: You could help me run Betty's?
Trevor: Babe, I love you, but I don't want to run the bar.
Roxy: But I do.
Trevor: What about when we met? When we met you said all you ever needed in life was me and the boys.
Roxy: Yeah, well you said the same thing about me.
Roland: Roxy, No offense, but you look like death warmed over.
Roxy: Trevor has his meeting tomorrow and I got the early shift with the boys, so I cannot be sick. [sneezes]
Roland: Apparently your body didn't get that memo.
Guy at Bar: Relax, he's just having a good time tonight.
Roxy: A good time? I'm up to my neck in other people's good times. Gettin' drunk and losing control, that's not good times. And you know what the problem is, it's never YOUR FAULT! What about the people who have to pick up the tab for that, huh? What about THEIR good times? You don't even care about the people you leave in your path!
A toast to Denise Sherwood, biker chick.
Roland: Sorry I'm late. I got dinner.
Joan: I already had dinner. It's in the trash can!
Roland: I see.
Joan: Oh baby, whatever that is, it's - it's not welcome here!
So, you still think having your own microphone to tell the world off is a bad thing?
Pamela: Hey, you guys, Claudia Joy is doing okay, huh? You've gotta admire how she's been handling things, especially with Mrs. Lenore Baker trying to take her down like that.
Roxy: Do you really think she would use what happened against Claudia Joy like that?
Pamela: That's how it works around here sometimes.
Roxy: Well, what do we do?
Denise: We stick together. We support Claudia Joy, no matter what.
Roxy: We deep fry Lenore Baker and serve her up with a side of hush puppies!
Fastest way to a man's zipper; tight jeans, new haircut.
Roxy: (opening her door) Weren't you just here awhile ago?
Pamela: I know. But this time I brought a medical professional.
Denise: (sliding a bottle of wine out of a paper bag as she walks through the door) This won't cure anything, but it just might make the waiting easier.
Roxy: I doubt it.
Pamela: Well, it couldn't hurt to try.
Roxy: (laughs) Look at the two of you. It feels like I'm on the wrong end of an intervention.
Trevor: Rox, you are one of the smartest people I know... you could do anything.
Roxy: You know the difference between a lawyer and an accountant? An accountant knows he's boring. (kisses Trevor) I'm happy where I am right now.
