Popular Rufus Humphrey Quotes
Rufus: Lily, she'll be okay.
Lily: This is your fault. It's not fair. I go away, then I come back and my daughter's not going to college. I trusted you.
Rufus: So trust me now. Don't force her.
Rufus: We weren't expecting you!
Lily: Well, CeCe's feeling so much better, so I figured I'd surprise you ... Serena, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at Brown?
I knew I let you kids watch The Parent Trap too many times.
Rufus: We can keep asking each other if we can do this. We can keep planning, and adjusting, and talking some more. Or we can just leap. So let's leap! Let's get married!
Lily: We're already getting married, Rufus.
Rufus: I mean soon. I mean tomorrow. We leap.
Lily: Oh my God. Yes. We leap.
Lily: I can't write my vows. How can I when we don't agree on how to raise our children, we can't agree on anything.
Rufus: What happened to taking a leap?
Lily: But the stakes are too high!
Lily: What, you know him?
Rufus: Um. Oh, yeah, that was-
Georgina: Your love child! Yup, not dead! Congratulations. It's a boy!
You're scared because you're in love with me like you've never been in love with any of your husbands. Because unlike a Bart Bass someone like me can actually break your heart. And I know because right now you're breaking mine.
Rufus: What Scott saw was you grasping at anything you can to push me away.
Lily: That's not true.
Vanessa: So Rufus, how is married life?
Rufus: At the risk of sounding like a man deeply in love, each day gets better than the one before.
Dan: Must be if you're back with the Welcome Back Kotter mugs. They look great next to Lily's china.
Lily: I draw the line at door-to-door.
Rufus: I was just thinking of one door.
I was going to be Iggy, but I didn't want to scare the children.
Maybe if musicians got off their blogs and picked up their guitars, the music business would be in better shape.
