Favorite Ryan Matthews Quotes
Debbie: Did you forget something?
Ryan: Just my son.
Ryan: We're getting a little old for vomit and hangovers, aren't we?
Laurel: No, you're never too old for vomit and hangover.
Naomi: Why are you always so mean to me?
Ryan: Who said I was mean? [to bartender} She's underage. Don't serve. I guess that was mean. Oops.
Four and a half. That is a wonderful age... I don't know if that's true. I just hear people say it.
Ryan: You''re too easy. Anyone ever tell you that?
Kelly: Not lately.
Kelly: Doesn't it freak you out that I have a child?
Ryan: Doesn't it freak you out at all that I am a child?
Kelly: This is not the Ryan Matthews I know.
Ryan: Maybe you don't me.
Kelly: Maybe I don't want to.
Silver: You're not like the other teachers.
Ryan: Maybe that was the problem.
Are you asking me to wait? Because I got nothing but time and the distinct feeling women like you don't come around very often.
I'm not calling our kid Jacques. I can already hear the kids at school calling him Jacques Strap.
Ryan: How did you start a fire?
Jen: The Styles section.
Liam, you're a smart kid. Is it just not cool to care?
