Ryan: You threw a remote at my head last night.
Cate: Threw is strong. I tossed it.

Cate: I'm making French toast.
Ryan: That's fine. The fire alarm will wake me up.

I get that you and Cate have issues - I don't care.

Baze

One lucky person gets to call you mom.

If you really want to be a father, start acting like one.

Ryan: I just want less Baze in our lives - does that make me a bad guy?
Cate: That makes you like the rest of us.

Despite what it sounds like, you don't actually drink your date people.

Cate

All of Portland is confused about Cate and Ryan and you know what - so am I.

Cate, I am not just leaving the contest, I am leaving you.

If I hated you this wouldn't be so hard.

I'm the biggest idiot around.

Ryan: Those mom jeans kind of turn me on.
Cate: There not mom jeans their high wasted.

Life Unexpected Quotes

My dad said to do what I love and I love to drink for free.

Baze

You both can't be parents, you both need parents!

Lux