Favorite Sam Axe Quotes
Barry: Hey! How long is it going to take to get this boomstick thing ready?
Sam: A minute.
Barry: I don't think we have a minute. They're coming.
Michael: I can get you a team.
Sam: Who Nate and your mom? [looks at Michael] Oh, wow, you're not kidding.
Mike, we've always known you were crazy; we just don't want you going crazy crazy.
Jesse: You know that Porche was a lease right?
Sam: Well, you still got the money you can buy another one.. come on I'll give you a ride home.
Michael: I'm going to need to borrow your uniform
Guard: You've got to be kidding
Sam: Ohhh see that look, that look means he's not kidding.
Oh, someone call the zoo, cause a freakin' Grizzly just escaped.
Sam: Guy's name is Zachariah he is the E. N. I. C.
Michael: [blank look]
Sam: Extremist Nutbag In Charge
You know what they say about guys who wear glasses; less likely to be shot in the face by heroin dealers.
Watching Ethan work a cover, was like watching a baby take its first steps, only a lot less adorable.
Sam: Hey Fi.
Fiona: Yeah
Sam: We should go
Fiona: Ok,
Sam: Like NOW
They're not my style, but I think Chuck Finley can rock the specks.
Sam: Fine we will sneak in there for a chat, but no explosives.
Fiona: I do have other skills; we're going to need a truck.
