Favorite Sam Axe Quotes
Sam: Hey, want a beer?
Jesse: Neah, I prefer to be sober when risking my life.
Stigler: I will ask around and confirm you're telling the truth; your life depends on it.
Sam: Trust me buddy, we've got a few lives riding on this one.
Sam: Oh great, we're going to snatch a murder with a couple of magnets and a roll of duct-tape?
Michael: And guns Sam, plenty of guns.
Sam: Don't panic, Jesse and I are here to protect you.
Oswald: And what if he kills you too?
Sam: Oh, if that happens, go ahead and panic.
Sam: Fi, slow down!
Fiona: You said you wanted to go faster.
First we have to get you someplace safe, hopefully someplace that doesn't smell like wet socks.
Sam: This is starting to feel personal
Michael: It's been personal since Max bled out in my arms.
Sam: Ever since you guys moved in together, things have seemed a little tense.
Fiona: I would be happy with tense. Michael can find room for my snow-globes in his apartment; but, he can't seem to figure out how I fit into his life.
Michael: One of us should....
Sam: Not it!
Michael: [blank stare]
Sam: You weren't expecting that were you?
Michael: Fine, but the next errand is yours.
Michael: One bad break out there and a good man dies.
Sam: Nobody said what we do is easy.
Michael: I guess you're going to Orlando
Sam: Not it.
Michael: What happen to the promise to run the next errand?
Sam: It's null and void when I say "not it".
Michael: [fires gun] Fights over, walk away now
Sam: You may want to contact your insurance company; I think you're going to need a new truck.
