Favorite Sam Axe Quotes
Oh, someone call the zoo, cause a freakin' Grizzly just escaped.
Sam: When we get the new names, mine is Chuck Finley. It's non-negotiable.
Calvin: You got it Chuck.
Sam: Guy's name is Zachariah he is the E. N. I. C.
Michael: [blank look]
Sam: Extremist Nutbag In Charge
Mike, we've always known you were crazy; we just don't want you going crazy crazy.
Michael: Say Sam.
Sam: Yeah Mike?
Michael: What does it look like someone spent some time and money fortifying John's house?
Sam: Because someone spent some time and money fortifying John's house.
Sam: So you found the fake Michael Westen, good looking fellow. Doesn't quiet have your chin.
Michael: That means a lot coming from you.
Sam: So who do you think is having more fun right now, Mike and Fi in paradise waiting for Mojito refills or you and I waiting in a back alley for a Romanian assassin?
Jesse: I dunno, but I would have more fun if Tavian would show up.
Fiona: It's your choice Sam, either I am cousin Kelly, here to take you out to lunch; or I can be your hot... new... flame...
Sam: Hehe, yes Cousin Kelly, I would love to get a pastrami on rye with you.
You're really hard to shop for Mikey; what do you get the guy who has, well, nothing.
Sam: Hey, want a beer?
Jesse: Neah, I prefer to be sober when risking my life.
Sam: Oh great, we're going to snatch a murder with a couple of magnets and a roll of duct-tape?
Michael: And guns Sam, plenty of guns.
Sam: This is starting to feel personal
Michael: It's been personal since Max bled out in my arms.
