Sam Axe Quotes
Michael: I can get you a team.
Sam: Who Nate and your mom? [looks at Michael] Oh, wow, you're not kidding.
I hate to say brother, but your mouth may have written a check your butt can't cash.
Michael: I'm going to need to borrow your uniform
Guard: You've got to be kidding
Sam: Ohhh see that look, that look means he's not kidding.
Michael: [fires gun] Fights over, walk away now
Sam: You may want to contact your insurance company; I think you're going to need a new truck.
Sam: Fine we will sneak in there for a chat, but no explosives.
Fiona: I do have other skills; we're going to need a truck.
Jesse: You know that Porche was a lease right?
Sam: Well, you still got the money you can buy another one.. come on I'll give you a ride home.
Sam: Hey Fi.
Sam: We should go
Sam: Like NOW
See you back at the loft Michael, I'm gonna try to convince the doctors to take the crazy parts out of her.
First we have to get you someplace safe, hopefully someplace that doesn't smell like wet socks.
Sam: Fi, slow down!
Fiona: You said you wanted to go faster.
Sam: Don't panic, Jesse and I are here to protect you.
Oswald: And what if he kills you too?
Sam: Oh, if that happens, go ahead and panic.
Anson: And remember, I know more about you than your favorite drinks. Cheers!
Sam: It's official, he's a dick.