Sam: They're not going to let you smoke in there Maddie.
Madeline: Fine. If I can't smoke, you can't drink my beer.

Stigler: I will ask around and confirm you're telling the truth; your life depends on it.
Sam: Trust me buddy, we've got a few lives riding on this one.

Tavian: You can tell him about the meeting, or I can give him a written invitation pinned to your corpse.
Sam: Let's go with option A.

Sam: So who do you think is having more fun right now, Mike and Fi in paradise waiting for Mojito refills or you and I waiting in a back alley for a Romanian assassin?
Jesse: I dunno, but I would have more fun if Tavian would show up.

Sam: Hey, want a beer?
Jesse: Neah, I prefer to be sober when risking my life.

Sam: Oh great, we're going to snatch a murder with a couple of magnets and a roll of duct-tape?
Michael: And guns Sam, plenty of guns.

Sam: Ever since you guys moved in together, things have seemed a little tense.
Fiona: I would be happy with tense. Michael can find room for my snow-globes in his apartment; but, he can't seem to figure out how I fit into his life.

Michael: One of us should....
Sam: Not it!
Michael: [blank stare]
Sam: You weren't expecting that were you?
Michael: Fine, but the next errand is yours.

Michael: I guess you're going to Orlando
Sam: Not it.
Michael: What happen to the promise to run the next errand?
Sam: It's null and void when I say "not it".

Sam: Can't you do some other favor for the guy, like mow his lawn or wash his plane?
Fiona: That is not how Armand works, if we want his help we do what he ask.
Sam: That's funny; I hear the devil works the same way.

Sam: Unless we can think of something clever, it's going to get real ugly real fast.
Fiona: Then we will have to think of something clever Sam.

Sam: Guy's name is Zachariah he is the E. N. I. C.
Michael: [blank look]
Sam: Extremist Nutbag In Charge

Burn Notice Quotes

Oswald: Do any of friends smile?
Michael: Yes.

And Fiona, it's time to be brave little angel.

Michael

Burn Notice Music

  Song Artist
Song Fun In The Islands Rene Van Verseveld
Song Synthetic Beat Chamber
Song CMP5131 Out Of Range Noizy Ninja