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Sam: They're not going to let you smoke in there Maddie.
Madeline: Fine. If I can't smoke, you can't drink my beer.

Stigler: I will ask around and confirm you're telling the truth; your life depends on it.
Sam: Trust me buddy, we've got a few lives riding on this one.

Tavian: You can tell him about the meeting, or I can give him a written invitation pinned to your corpse.
Sam: Let's go with option A.

Sam: So who do you think is having more fun right now, Mike and Fi in paradise waiting for Mojito refills or you and I waiting in a back alley for a Romanian assassin?
Jesse: I dunno, but I would have more fun if Tavian would show up.

Sam: Hey, want a beer?
Jesse: Neah, I prefer to be sober when risking my life.

Sam: Oh great, we're going to snatch a murder with a couple of magnets and a roll of duct-tape?
Michael: And guns Sam, plenty of guns.

Sam: Ever since you guys moved in together, things have seemed a little tense.
Fiona: I would be happy with tense. Michael can find room for my snow-globes in his apartment; but, he can't seem to figure out how I fit into his life.

Michael: One of us should....
Sam: Not it!
Michael: [blank stare]
Sam: You weren't expecting that were you?
Michael: Fine, but the next errand is yours.

Michael: I guess you're going to Orlando
Sam: Not it.
Michael: What happen to the promise to run the next errand?
Sam: It's null and void when I say "not it".

Sam: Can't you do some other favor for the guy, like mow his lawn or wash his plane?
Fiona: That is not how Armand works, if we want his help we do what he ask.
Sam: That's funny; I hear the devil works the same way.

Sam: Unless we can think of something clever, it's going to get real ugly real fast.
Fiona: Then we will have to think of something clever Sam.

Sam: Guy's name is Zachariah he is the E. N. I. C.
Michael: [blank look]
Sam: Extremist Nutbag In Charge

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Burn Notice Quotes

Take These. [hands two machine guns] Be safe!

Fiona

Less talking, more stealing.

Fiona

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