True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOFavorite Sam Merlotte Quotes
You're just a scared man in saggy underpants with no discernible life skills.
Tommy: I was proud of my big brother last night.
Sam: You're an idiot.
Fu-k you andy, you're human. You got no idea what it's like having people want to kill you just cause what you are.
Sam: You can't shoot anyone else. These are our friends. This is our town.
Jason: Sometimes you need to destroy something to save it. That's in the Bible... or the Constitution
Sookie: Tara. You look so pretty. Like someone turned on a light under your skin.
Sam: Hospital gave her pain meds. She's... she's a little loopy.
Tara: Didn't you listen when I said I'd lose my shit if anything ever happened to you?
Sookie: Don't lose your shit. I'm fine. Did Sam tell you he saved my life? He turned into a dog and bit Rene.
Lafayette: Well, shit. I'm gonna need some of them drugs they gave you.
Sam: Okay, you guys. We should let her rest.
Sookie: Sam, you should let people see the real you. Cause you're kind, brave. There's nothin there not to love.
Sam: Right back at you
I am a multiple tent owner. I'm kind of a big deal.
Sam: You can have the shirt off my back if you want it.
Bill: I'll take what I can get.
I didn't realize this was a Whose Life is More Fucked contest. If it means that much to you, you win.
Sam: I got nobody.
Tara: You got me.
I'm tired of charring my ass on your back burner.
Never say never when there's the Internet
It's amazing what a little shut-eye can do to calm the nerves.
