True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOFavorite Sam Merlotte Quotes
I don't know why death still surprises me.
At what point does the guy whose house keeps getting hit by a tornado call it a day?
Sam: Sookie, you have no future with a vampire!
Sookie: They don't die. I've got nothing but a future with one
Sam [about Bill]: Can't you see what he's like? How can you even think about being with him?
Sookie: Sam, my living room is wrecked! I've got a killer, a vampire and a shapeshifter on my plate. Right about now I'm not thinkin' about being with anybody!
Sam: I don't know about you, but I think I've seen enough dead bodies to last me a life time.
Sookie: Except this one, I just don't get. With everyone Rene killed, you could see his rage. But this?...Cuttin' out that poor woman's heart? Someone just wanted to see her suffer! Every time I think I know what's what, it turns out...I don't know anything
I wish I could forget every f---ing thing about you.
There's no manual on how to get through this.
Life is supposed to add up to something not be some half eaten slice of pizza.
Sam: You all ready?
Jason: No, but let's do this anyhow.
I lived around a lot of places and Bon Temps is the only place I ever really felt safe.
Tara: If I did work here..
Sam: It would take any time before you went off on somebody. I don't want to drive my customers away.
Tara: I only go off on stupid people.
Sam: Most of my customers are stupid people
