Sam: Wait, wait, wait, wait! Talk to me!
Teen Dean: Really Sam? Now? I got no grass on the infield and a girl's gonna die. Sorry if I'm not in a chatty mood. Look. You wanted me back in the game, I'm back in the damn game. C'mon.

Sam: Were you racing me?
Dean: No, I was kicking your ass.
Sam: Very mature.

Sam: So, now ah, what's the deal with all this TV crap?
Castiel: Pardon me?
Dean: Yeah, amen Padaleski.
Sam: Padalecki.,
Dean: What?
Sam: -Lecki, I'm pretty sure.

Dean: Seriously. Why? Why would anybody want to watch our lives?
Sam: Well, according to the interviewer, not very many people do.

Sam: What am I? Dracula?
Dean: George Hamilton Dracula.

Wow. I must be the star of this thing.

Sam: We landed in some dimension where you're called Jensen Ackles and I'm something called a Jared Padalecki.
Dean: So, what? Now you're Polish?

Sam: Wait. That anatomy dummy you were molesting at the lab.
Dean: Excuse me?
Sam: What if that's what this is about?
Dean: What exactly are you accusing me of?

Dean: Be my valentine?
Sam: Dude, we're working. Put it back.
Dean: Have a heart.

Sam: So, Mel Gibson really took a turn this past year, huh?
Dean: Or he's possessed. Seriously. Think about it.

Dean: One of Dad's rules? You never use the same crapper twice.
Sam: Everyone uses the same crapper twice.
Dean: Not us. You know what I mean.

Samuel: You think there are maybe calmer ways we could have done all that?
Sam: Do we care?

Supernatural Quotes

Dean: So you’re saying we’re both a couple of dumbasses.
Cas: I prefer the word trusting. Less dumb, less ass.

You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.

Crowley