Sam: Wait, wait, wait, wait! Talk to me!
Teen Dean: Really Sam? Now? I got no grass on the infield and a girl's gonna die. Sorry if I'm not in a chatty mood. Look. You wanted me back in the game, I'm back in the damn game. C'mon.

Sam: Were you racing me?
Dean: No, I was kicking your ass.
Sam: Very mature.

Sam: So, now ah, what's the deal with all this TV crap?
Castiel: Pardon me?
Dean: Yeah, amen Padaleski.
Sam: Padalecki.,
Dean: What?
Sam: -Lecki, I'm pretty sure.

Dean: Seriously. Why? Why would anybody want to watch our lives?
Sam: Well, according to the interviewer, not very many people do.

Sam: What am I? Dracula?
Dean: George Hamilton Dracula.

Wow. I must be the star of this thing.

Sam: We landed in some dimension where you're called Jensen Ackles and I'm something called a Jared Padalecki.
Dean: So, what? Now you're Polish?

Sam: Wait. That anatomy dummy you were molesting at the lab.
Dean: Excuse me?
Sam: What if that's what this is about?
Dean: What exactly are you accusing me of?

Dean: Be my valentine?
Sam: Dude, we're working. Put it back.
Dean: Have a heart.

Sam: So, Mel Gibson really took a turn this past year, huh?
Dean: Or he's possessed. Seriously. Think about it.

Dean: One of Dad's rules? You never use the same crapper twice.
Sam: Everyone uses the same crapper twice.
Dean: Not us. You know what I mean.

Samuel: You think there are maybe calmer ways we could have done all that?
Sam: Do we care?

Supernatural Quotes

You betrayed me? No one in the history of torture's been tortured with torture like the torture you'll be tortured with.

Crowley

Hey, you leave my baby alone! She's got nothing to do with this!

Dean