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I mean, if you're producing that much yeast you should probably start a bakery.

[to Rachel] Okay, no, come on. You are not playing Yenta the lesbian matchmaker.

Rachel, that's Gunther. [whispers] Don't tell him if you're Jewish or black.

Santana: You're acting like a completely different person and it's making me sad.
Brittany: Well get over it because sadness is stupid.

The last thing I want to do is pay 30 grand a year to get a degree for doing something that I'm already freaking Wonder Woman at.

Your boyfriend wasn't a cater waiter he was a Gigolo; like Magic Mike with happy endings, for money.

I don't even think you need all of these beauty products Rachel because they're not really having the desired effect, unless your goal is to look like a reject from the Shahs of Sunset.

[to Rachel] My psychic Mexican third eye is never wrong.

Rachel, you can't just blow past this like nothing ever happened. This is a wake-up call. This is an opportunity for you to take a hard look at the choices that you're making, where your life is heading.

Santana: I have something to say and I have tried to keep it to myself but I will be silent no longer.
Rachel: What is it?
Santana: That Brody character is a freakin' psycho.

My first real week in New York and I'm snowbound in Bushwick with a bunch of musical theater queens. It's like Eli Roth decided to make a gay horror movie and this is the scene right before we all eat each other.

[to Quinn] You know we always were two ends of the same bitch-goddess spectrum. Maybe that's why we love each other so much. And slap each other.

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Glee Quotes

We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?

Blaine

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn