Favorite Sarah Braverman Quotes
I don't mean to barge in but I got such a good bottle of wine. I know it's good because I stole it from Carl.
Crosby: We were just playing who's the blackest sheep in the family game but you're not allowed to play.
Sarah: Mr. Perfect pants.
Really? You had a negative outlook about something? That's a shocker.
Julia: I can count on one hand the guys I have slept with.
Sarah: One hand?
Hank: Really?
Sarah: Is there still a tomato in the room?
Hank: No tomato and I'm lookin' right at ya.
Ruby: What are you wearing?
Sarah: What?
Ruby: Is that Forever 21?
Sarah: No. It's ah.. sometimes 40, I guess.
Ruby: Nice try.
Sarah: Thanks.
Ruby: Valiant effort.
Hank, this is not about a movie. Don't you get that?
Amber: I can't have a baby if I can't put a car seat in my car.
Sarah: It's my fault anyway, I let you watch Fast Times at Ridgemont High too early.
You shouldn't be putting all this pressure on yourself. They don't start out this age. They don't start out as big as Max. They start out little and tiny and they don't talk or do anything except poo. You can handle that.
Amber: I just can't believe I'm really going to do this alone.
Sarah: Excuse me? You're not gonna do it alone.
Julia: Is something wrong?
Joel: A year ago you asked me fight for you, but I was too stupid to listen. So I'm here. I don't want to live another day without you, Julia, not another second. So I'm fighting for you and I'm fighting for our marriage. I want you back.
Hey. You asked me if I'm happy. I'm happy. There's nowhere else I'd rather be.
