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He was two years old when The Breakfast Club came out.

Max: Aunt Sarah! I'm really sorry for what I said at the hospital. I have Asperger's.
Sarah: That's ok, Max. Thanks.
Max: I'm also really glad that Amber didn't die. And if she did, you would probably have had to go to a funeral and you would have been too sad to come here today and we wouldn't be here.

I'm just wondering who you want to be. Do you want to be the person who gets high and yells at her aunt?

Sarah: So, what are you gonna do, cut one of these up, really give it the Pretty In Pink treatment?
Amber: Don't pretend like you haven't seen it.

You're gong to prom on a blind date! It's like 1954!

Gillian: Sarah, when you investigate me on the world wide web, which I would do if I were you, you're going to come across some oddities or two. Try not to do what others do so easily these days and don't prematurely compartmentalize me.
Sarah: I won't if you won't.
Gillian. You got it.

Sarah: Hey, I didn't hear you come in.
Zeek: I caught you looking at porn, didn't I? That's okay, they did a study, ninety-eight percent of....
Sarah: Dad! I wasn't looking at porn.

Julia: When did it become so hard to get pregnant?
Sarah: I really wasn't intending it either time, so...

Crosby: Kristina, she's Switzerland, we can use her as a buffer.
Sarah: Yeah, can we clone her and sit her next to all of the difficult people?

I'm running for president of Thanksgiving.

Sarah: Hey, I'm sorry I know your feeling lonely. I understand what that feels like.
Amber: I'm fine, she was a little weird anyway, let's face it.

Gordon: We kicked the ass of the entire footwear industry.
Sarah: Yeah we did!
Gordon: Hold on a moment. I'd like to propose a toast to Sarah Braverman. The best booth job ever.
Sarah: Gosh. Thanks a lot.
Gordon: You give good booth.

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