Popular Sarah Whedon Quotes
Sarah: Everybody grab a chair and assume your usual positions. Oh, except for Justin. We decided to let you sit at the big person's table this year.
Justin: Yes, I made it. (hugs Saul) Uncle Saul, I made it.
Sarah: Look Justin, there's nothing wrong with not having that long-term plan per se.
Tommy: But playing Super Mario Brothers all day long probably shouldn't be your life goal.
Sarah: (talking on the phone to Kevin about Justin) Does he seem OK to you?
Kevin: Yeah, a little crabby maybe. Why?
Sarah: He had a disastrous morning. He was painted a total loser by a class of first graders.
Kevin: I wish that seemed weirder.
Sarah: She's 10 years old. She should be playing with dolls or wanting a pony. Not wanting to be some fallen teen pop star.
Rebecca: My mom used to let me dress as Madonna and she didn't care. I raided her closet.
Sarah: You think I'm going to take parenting tips from your mama?
I don't know how to Twitter and I don't have a Facebook page.
Sarah: (about Tommy) Would you just try talking to him, because he won't tell me anything.
Kevin: Say what?
Sarah: Say that we think he's trying to get rid of Holly and he can't break the law to do it.
Kevin: Sarah. Robert is having by-pass surgery. I don't have a place in my brain for this right now.
Sarah: How do I look?
Kevin: What?
Sarah: Is this too fancy? With the bow?
Kevin: I don't care.
Sarah: You think I would know what to wear to one of these meet your new half-sibling shindigs by now.
Saul: I think we should go to Holly. After all, she's human.
Sarah: That's disputable.
Ojai Foods has turned into Ojai dudes.
Listen, Saul. I know that Ojai doesn't feel like our company any more and I'm going to change that. I want to bring Tommy home, I want to put this family and this company back together, because one doesn't work without the other.
Sarah: You will never believe what he's gone and done now. He's remarrying his first wife and taking the kids on a one-month honeymoon to, wait for it, Europe.
Nora: Oh Honey, I stopped watching those trashy soap operas in 1982.
Sarah: Joe, Mom. My trashy soap opera. The one that is my life.
Sarah: You know, everybody in this building is on some kind of drug, and we can't even drink. That's not fair.
Robert: And that's not sparkling cider.
