You ain't ready for the California kid.

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• Added: October 11, 2016

Paul Ryan 2020.

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• Added: September 27, 2016

On paper we're as ugly as Winston's belly button ring.

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• Added: September 20, 2016

The on-suite is on fleek.

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• Added: September 20, 2016

My whole life is you.

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• Added: May 10, 2016

I know you're a terrible liar, but I need you to lie to Cece.

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• Added: May 10, 2016

I'm flying to Portent to try to get Cece's mom to come to the wedding.

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• Added: May 10, 2016

Beans are nothing but soggy nuts!

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• Added: April 26, 2016

Nick: What does a man do about that pain?
Schmidt: Takes a bubble bath.

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• Added: April 26, 2016

I don't understand. Is Toby your name?

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• Added: April 26, 2016

You show up sick, you might as well be dead.

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• Added: March 29, 2016

Jess: I just want to say I'm honored you're trusting me.
Schmidt: Oh, I'm not.

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• Added: March 22, 2016