Beans are nothing but soggy nuts!
Nick: What does a man do about that pain?
Schmidt: Takes a bubble bath.
I don't understand. Is Toby your name?
You show up sick, you might as well be dead.
She lulled me to sleep and then she went rouge.
Jess: I just want to say I'm honored you're trusting me.
Schmidt: Oh, I'm not.
Please do not reach for it like you're Winston reaching for someones breast.
Today it's gas, tomorrow it's the local news.
I look like a 70's divorce attorney.
I never loved you more Cece!
Nick: Of course we make decisions. How do you think I'm wearing clothes right now?
Schmidt: I lay those out for you Nick.
I can't concentrate, it's filthy in here!