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I just need to get to Rachel before he tells her horrible-slash-true things about me.
Schmidt: It's a bar mitzvah!
Nick: I am NOT watching a kid get circumcised.
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Nick: I just want to make a good impression on Jess's sister.
Schmidt: Yeah, well, I want Julia Child not to be dead, but here we find ourselves.
Fellas, you made it! As promised, here's a coupon for a free sub.
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Prince is terrible at Frisbee.
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A lot of people never graduated high school! Einstein! Bill Gates! Anne Frank! I'm gonna take back that last one.
Nick: Do you know any time-consuming, free activities in Griffith Park?
Schmidt: Gross! Suicide?
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Winston: So...where do you do the marketing?
Schmidt: Oh, Winston. So naive, so sweet. We do the marketing EVERYWHERE!
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Sick people wanted me, dying people wanted to be me--I was the total candy striping package.
Coach: Do people call you 'Marketing'?
Schmidt: No...not yet...
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She's looking for career advice, and your job could be done by a vending machine.
When I think of teachers, I think of two things--Jessica Day, and pornography...where one of the characters is...a teacher.