Please do not reach for it like you're Winston reaching for someones breast.

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• Added: March 22, 2016

She lulled me to sleep and then she went rouge.

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• Added: March 22, 2016

Today it's gas, tomorrow it's the local news.

• Permalink: Today it's gas, tomorrow it's the local news.
• Added: March 01, 2016

I look like a 70's divorce attorney.

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• Added: March 01, 2016

I never loved you more Cece!

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• Added: February 23, 2016

Nick: Of course we make decisions. How do you think I'm wearing clothes right now?
Schmidt: I lay those out for you Nick.

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• Added: February 23, 2016

I can't concentrate, it's filthy in here!

• Permalink: I can't concentrate, it's filthy in here!
• Added: February 16, 2016

Nick, we're making sex.

• Permalink: Nick, we're making sex.
• Added: February 16, 2016

That was painful Nick! That's like watching Cece make a bed.

• Permalink: That was painful Nick! That's like watching Cece make a bed.
• Added: February 16, 2016

I simply want a demographic breakdown of all the guys who hit on you.

• Permalink: I simply want a demographic breakdown of all the guys who hit on you.
• Added: February 09, 2016

This woman is engaged. Her number belongs to God now, thank you.

• Permalink: This woman is engaged. Her number belongs to God now, thank you.
• Added: February 09, 2016

I may have your entire life planned out on my computer. I made a spreadsheet and everything. I worked on it this morning.

• Permalink: I may have your entire life planned out on my computer. I made a spreadsheet and everything....
• Added: February 02, 2016