Favorite Seeley Booth Quotes
Booth: Are you saying he came in a can?
Brennan: Most definitely.
Caroline: This is why I only buy free-range.
Booth: Did you have fun or was it all about the fighting?
Brennan: We danced on a bar in a line. Does that sound like fun?
Booth: Sounds like a blast.
Brennan: I told Angela that it was your idea that I should go. She feels bad that she hated you and I told her that you're the best person ever even though that can't be confirmed empiracally but I don't give a crap.
Angela: Brennan is really lucky that she's my friend or I would totally make a move on you.
Booth: Great, I really don't know how to respond to that where I come out looking like a good guy.
Brennan: These aren't artificial. These nails are real.
Booth: Real? Who glues on real nails to themselves?
Brennan: What should I say to him?
Booth: Oh, I don't know. Luckily you two speak the same freakazoid language.
Guys, really, I don't have any problem with any of this. I think you look really pretty in your dress, but I prefer pants.
You're out of line, Sir!
Booth: OK. You're saying that Jesus and Superman are the same?
Brennan: Jesus walks on water. Superman flies. No different.
Booth: Look Bones, if I were an 18-year-old punk, where would I be?
Brennan: Where the beer is.
Brennan: I thought your belief in God gave you the sense that the universe had some kind of loving plan.
Booth: Well God tests us to see what we're made of so we can appreciate what we have.
Brennan: Well I can appreciate the universe without cancer.
I don't think this is what the First Lady had in mind when she wanted everyone to garden.
Look, you're not alone here, remember that. I love you, so just tell me what you need.