Favorite Seeley Booth Quotes
Brennan: Booth, you're in Gamblers Anonymous. You shouldn't be betting.
Booth: Right, and you're a genius. Alright? So, don't say stupid things.
Booth: It's too early for math, Bones. It's too early.
Brennan: It's never too early for math.
Brennan: I would thank a god if I believed in one.
Booth: Then I'll do it for you.
Brennan: That must have been very difficult for him. It took me years to process the fact that my parents left me.
Booth: Right. But your parents left to keep you safe. Not to save their own skin.
Enough with the squint talk. If I wanted to talk squint, I would go to, you know, squint land.
Brennan: Which is why I have a proposition for you.
Booth: Please, Darlin', you're gonna make me blush.
Brennan: Don't you have faith in science?
Booth: Of course I do, Darling. Without science, we wouldn't have television. And I'm definitely getting one of those.
Brennan: I told you not to call me Darling.
No probing! No probing!
Booth: Hey, FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth. This here is Dr. Temperance Brennan from the Jeffersonian.
Sheriff Bonds: Sheriff Jerry Bonds. But you probably got that from my shiny badge, my imposing gun, and my big hat.
Booth: Yeah, right.
Booth: Come on Bones, you don't believe that there are other real life forms out there?
Bones: Well the ... probability is very high, but any alien visiting this planet would have sufficient intelligence not to die in the middle of the desert.
Booth: Sweets?
Sweets: Yeah! Yeah, sorry.
Booth: You sure you're ready to come back to work?
Sweets: Yeah, I'm fine.
Booth: Well ... that guy in the subway, one way to look at it, it's uhh ... that he died happy.
Sweets: What?
Booth: Think about it. This guy, gets this great news and what's he do? He shares it, with a stranger.
Brennan: What's wrong with these angelfish?
Marilyn Stoddard: They've been listless the past few days. Most likely from something they ingested.
Booth: Or someone.
