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Brennan: (referring to Booth scratching his cast) It's kind of gross what you're doing.
Booth: Gross? You've got your finger in some guy's maxillary orbit.
Brennan: I don't think there's anything else to be learned here so, let's get this popsicle back to the lab.
Booth: Hey! Look at that. (chuckles) Bones, you made a joke.
Brennan: I can be quite amusing.

Sweets: Underneath your affable exterior, is a deep reservoir of rage ... my question is: You always have that under control?
Booth: You know if I didn't you'd be dead right now instead of just wincing.
Sweets: I'm not wincing.
Booth: Don't ever bring my old man up again. (Booth turns around and leaves the room.)
Sweets: Rats, I winced!

Bones: Booth you're sitting on my clothes.
Booth: I'm sorry but it's kinda tight in here.
Bones: Which is why you shouldn't throw your underwear on the floor.
Booth: They fell.
Bones: N- Don't blame gravity for lack of tidiness.
Cam: (from the webcam) Is there only one bed there?

Booth: (to Richard King's daughter - the murderer) You paid a hundred bucks to somebody else to do it for you. Someone by the name of Dakota Shierkoff?
Richard King: (shocked) Oh my God.
Booth: Yeah, I think it's a stupid name too

Booth: You know Bones, it's tough being a father.
Bones: Parker will be fine, peer groups and random environmental factors are far more important than family.
Booth: How is that a good thing?

Booth: You don't think that I'm a lousy dad for not sending my son to private school?
Sweets: No. But you'd be a lousy father if you didn't torture yourself about it.

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Bones Quotes

You look beautiful.

Brennan [to Samantha]

Bones: You reconstruct the faces of murder victims as well as anyone in this country.
Angela: That's the most depressing thing that anybody has ever said to me.
Bones: I thought it was a compliment.

Bones Music

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Fearless Fearless Cyndi Lauper iTunes
The-world-is The World Is... Matthew Ryan iTunes
Song Rain Or Shine Matthew Perryman Jones
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