Señor Chang Quotes
Season 4, Episode 12: "Heroic Origins"
Chang: I'm out. I chang-ed my mind.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 8: "Herstory of Dance"
Chang: I'll be spinning hits from yesterday and today, which are basically the same to me, since I have changnesia.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 12: "Contemporary Impressionists"
Chang: Thank you, sir. You won't regret this unless I rise up against you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dean Pelton: If you had hit a small student, they could have died.
Chang: I wouldn't do that. I have a heavy flashlight for them.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 8: "Documentary Filmmaking"
Chang: Jeff thinks he has it bad? As jeff's understudy, I have to wear a Jeff wig on top of my Chang hair and then my bald cap on top of that!
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 2: "Geography of Global Conflict"
Chang [about handcuffs]: I swear, they're just for sex!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chang: What do I do if I see a crime?
Security Guard: Do what a security guard does and call a cop.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 1: "Biology 101"
Chang: Don't tell the monkey I'm living in here.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 23: "A Fist Full of Paintballs"
Chang: Does anyone have an alliance I can join? I'm really loyal.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chang: Don't shoot me, shoot him! He's white and out of ammo.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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