Señor Chang Quotes
Season 3, Episode 8: "Documentary Filmmaking"
Chang: Jeff thinks he has it bad? As jeff's understudy, I have to wear a Jeff wig on top of my Chang hair and then my bald cap on top of that!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 2: "Geography of Global Conflict"
Chang [about handcuffs]: I swear, they're just for sex!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chang: What do I do if I see a crime?
Security Guard: Do what a security guard does and call a cop.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 1: "Biology 101"
Chang: Don't tell the monkey I'm living in here.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 23: "A Fist Full of Paintballs"
Chang: Does anyone have an alliance I can join? I'm really loyal.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chang: Don't shoot me, shoot him! He's white and out of ammo.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 22: "Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts"
Shirley: This is not your baby Chang.
Chang: How do you know?
Shirley: Because I don't see any locusts.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chang: I never told you this, but Changs are usually born with tails. You, sort of dodged a bullet there.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chang: My nephew Jim was born on the treadmill at Bally Total Fitness; 20% incline.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chang: Chang babies love the sauce, you know? Alcohol AND Duck.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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