Favorite Señor Chang Quotes
I swear, they're just for sex!
Don't tell the monkey I'm living in here.
Chang: Hey! Those guys in there told me that you're the one that died in a fire and you're a ghost!
Janitor: And you just believed 'em? You just believed a bunch of ghosts??
Why do I have to put the VCR on 3, if Bones is on 5?
Trust me I know these vents like the back of my Chang.
Don't shoot me, shoot him! He's white and out of ammo.
I never told you this, but Changs are usually born with tails. You, sort of dodged a bullet there.
Come on, hands people! It's 90% of Spanish
Senor Chang
Senor Chang: Pickled bull testicle?
Jeff: Are you offering or collecting?
Jeff: Kristi Yamaguchi?
Chang: Peggy Flemming. You're racist! Just been proven racist by the racist prover.
Professor Duncan [to Señor Chang in shower]: I'm sorry, do you mind if we have this conversation in a room less with balls? [to naked man in shower]: Though i must say you're very comfortable
Señor Chang: You shouldn't be
My nephew Jim was born on the treadmill at Bally Total Fitness; 20% incline.
