Favorite Señor Chang Quotes
I will find a loophole...then I'll kill you.
Between you and me, I don't Chang a lot of chicks.
So I did what any man would do. I faked my way into a job teaching Spanish at a community college using phrases from Sesame Street.
Chang babies love the sauce, you know? Alcohol AND Duck.
Dean Pelton: If you had hit a small student, they could have died.
Chang: I wouldn't do that. I have a heavy flashlight for them.
Chang: What do I do if I see a crime?
Security Guard: Do what a security guard does and call a cop.
Chang: We're going to get frozen yogurt.
Pierce [getting on Chang's scooter]: I'm not gay man, they close in seven minutes.
Troy: I could have driven you.
Chang: You said he hated froyo.
Pierce: Just drive!
Troy: Slut!
I'm out. I chang-ed my mind.
Jeff thinks he has it bad? As jeff's understudy, I have to wear a Jeff wig on top of my Chang hair and then my bald cap on top of that!
Looks like the law from of Slumdog and Seacrest is taking the day off.
Chang: I have finished grading everyone's finals and all of you are moving on.... except for Jeff. Turns out you, pause for dramatic effect, will be seing me next semester.
Annie: Nooooo!
Chang: In Spanish 102! Because he passed and I'm the only Spanish teacher.
Annie: Yay! I meant about Jeff passing. You being our Spanish teacher? Eh.
Chang [about ex-wife]: You make no mistake about this, Winger. I pleasured that woman greatly.
Jeff: Yeah. You look like you would have to. I'm not surprised you said that.
