Popular Señor Chang Quotes
So I did what any man would do. I faked my way into a job teaching Spanish at a community college using phrases from Sesame Street.
I will find a loophole...then I'll kill you.
Jeff: Kristi Yamaguchi?
Chang: Peggy Flemming. You're racist! Just been proven racist by the racist prover.
Chang: Are you ignoring me because I'm Korean?
Shirley: You're Chinese.
Chang: Oh there's a difference?
Jeff: What are you doing here Change and how do you know where I live?
Chang: I can answer both of those questions by returning your driver's license.
Landline? Ok, Grandma Bell.
Between you and me, I don't Chang a lot of chicks.
Why do I have to put the VCR on 3, if Bones is on 5?
Trust me I know these vents like the back of my Chang.
Chang babies love the sauce, you know? Alcohol AND Duck.
My nephew Jim was born on the treadmill at Bally Total Fitness; 20% incline.
I never told you this, but Changs are usually born with tails. You, sort of dodged a bullet there.
