Popular Señor Chang Quotes
Shirley: This is not your baby Chang.
Chang: How do you know?
Shirley: Because I don't see any locusts.
Don't shoot me, shoot him! He's white and out of ammo.
Does anyone have an alliance I can join? I'm really loyal.
Don't tell the monkey I'm living in here.
Chang: What do I do if I see a crime?
Security Guard: Do what a security guard does and call a cop.
I swear, they're just for sex!
Jeff thinks he has it bad? As jeff's understudy, I have to wear a Jeff wig on top of my Chang hair and then my bald cap on top of that!
Dean Pelton: If you had hit a small student, they could have died.
Chang: I wouldn't do that. I have a heavy flashlight for them.
Thank you, sir. You won't regret this unless I rise up against you.
I'll be spinning hits from yesterday and today, which are basically the same to me, since I have changnesia.
I'm out. I chang-ed my mind.
Annie: The midterm dance will need a visual theme. Like, 'Let's blow off steam,' and it's trains!
Chang: I have an idea!
Annie: Chang, your last idea was to murder.
