Serena van der Woodsen Quotes (Page 10)
Season 4, Episode 17: "Empire of the Son"
Serena: You were able to win over my family and my friends. I just want the same chance.
• Rating: Unrated
Ben: I'm sorry. I should have given you a heads up. She got here a few days ago. That's why I haven't been able to return your calls.
Serena: And here I thought I was being paranoid.
• Rating: Unrated
Cynthia: What's she doing here?
Ben: Serena, this is my mother. Cynthia.
Serena: Hey, Mrs. Sharpe. I'm Serena. It's a pleasure to meet you.
Cynthia: I wish I could say the same. Ben?
Ben: Remember, I told you Serena is friends with my roommate Dan. [to Serena] I'm sorry. He's not here right now, but I'll let him know that you stopped by.
• Rating: Unrated
Blair: I'm fine. Being fired-slash-quitting W was humiliating. But it was also a wake-up call. If Chuck and I are meant to be together then I should trust that. In the meantime, I want what's best for both of us.
Serena: Wow. That's very enlightened.
Blair: It's the leafy greens. B vitamins are excellent for cognitive function.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Serena: B, you okay? You seem different.
Blair: I'm doing a cleanse.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 16: "While You Weren't Sleeping"
Serena: Did anyone else see Vanessa or am I having ether flashbacks?
Eric: It's probably the latter. Although I did notice Blair wearing two different shoes.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lily: I'm relieved you're not going to overdose. But you should have come to me with this.
Eric: I just, I didn't want to worry you. I wanted to fix my mistake.
Lily: The only mistake was mine. When I forged Serena's signature.
Serena: Wow. That's the first time you've admitted it was wrong.
Lily: Well it seemed right at the time, but I know it wasn't. And as much as I appreciate you both trying to protect me, I can't allow anyone else to pay for what I did.
• Rating: Unrated
Dan: I know you only admitted you needed me so you could make me your drug mule.
Blair: That sticky note was meant for Penelope. Frankly with her attitude she could use some time behind bars.
Dan: So that's it? There's no "I'm sorry I could have gotten you arrested."?
Blair: Well, you're here. The party's lovely. Everything obviously turned out fine.
Serena: Except that you sent Dan to get the wrong flowers. The tulips with the coke were pink.
Blair: And I wrote that down. This one's on you, Humphrey.
Dan: You wrote purple. Classic Stroop Effect.
Blair: Where you write or say a color that you see instead of the one you mean. You're not the only one who knows his neurodysfunction.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Serena: These are purple.
Eric: Ugh. And... planty.
• Rating: Unrated
Serena: Blair, we need your help with a scheme.
Dan: She can't.
Blair: Ah— I can! New paragraph. "The Nude Maja began Goya's separation from religious iconography—"
Serena: What are you doing here?
Dan: I'm leaving. This just went from Woman on the Verge to Saw II. I don't really like gore porn really.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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