Favorite Shawn Spencer Quotes
Shawn: Make sure you water my plants thrice daily. But do not talk to them, or they will not stop, especially Jim.
Gus: Jim is the fichus?
Shawn: Exactly.
Gus, don’t be the 100th Luftballoon.
Shawn: Woody, you're calling me.
Woody: Don't pick up.
Juliet: Shawn, Gus, I can see you.
Shawn: I know I'm in the dog house—
Juliet: No, you're gonna have to work really hard to get into the dog house...
Shawn: Ok, so I'm in the yard, which is still an enclosed area...
(Pause) Unless I'm in the pound...Jules, am I in the pound?!
We're so off the grid I think we're back on the grid.
Gus: Wow, so this is how you're gonna play my boy. Oh...ok...I see how this is. Girl, that is cold. And if I wasn't on a date right now, we would be having words. Know that.
Shawn: That's my boy right there, son
Mexican Lassie is way better than American Lassie, much like Coca Cola.
Not a lot of hair left to join that celebration.
It's my third best quality, right behind awesomeness and humility.
Gus: These Plums are God's candy
Shawn: If God meant for those to be candy, why did he invent candy? Did you hear what I just said?
I have Gus, and you have...well, whoever your friends are...
Baby, all your facial parts are in the right places.
