Favorite Shawn Spencer Quotes
Oh, and he drives a blueberry.
Don't be the B in Apartment 23! You're better than that! We're all better than that! At least I think we are!
Lassiter: If you don't treat O'Hara with the respect she deserves, or you hurt her in any way, I will discharge my pistol.
Shawn: You're saying you'll shoot me?
Lassiter: Repeatedly.
"Suck home plate!"
Gus: Did you tell Jules about this?
Shawn: No, I did not. I most certainly did not.
Gus: Hey little man, get in the car!
Shawn: That's your audition for 'To Catch a Predator?
Falling in love with you was not part of the plan.
It's ok, you'll kill someone someday.
Gus, Don't be Pete Roses's haircut.
That is my grandmother's ring. I can barely look at it.
Gus: You stole a key from a kid?!
Shawn: Come on, Gus that was no kid. That was the product of centuries of inbreeding.
I like how we fit. And I'm not just talking about when we spoon it up half-moon style, although that's tight.
