Favorite Shawn Spencer Quotes
My finger to eyebrow device is broken....
My pillows are lumpy; will you give them a fluff?
That is my grandmother's ring. I can barely look at it.
I know you know that I'm not telling the truth. I know... You know...
Baby, all your facial parts are in the right places.
I have Gus, and you have...well, whoever your friends are...
Gus: Did you tell Jules about this?
Shawn: No, I did not. I most certainly did not.
Shawn [to Frank]: Ground rules Frank: we ease into this like Gus eased into being black.
The only hater is the Mantis, hater of not murdering people.
Shawn: It's so much bigger than mine.
Henry: It's yours, kid.
Gus: Hey little man, get in the car!
Shawn: That's your audition for 'To Catch a Predator?
I want your Pomona College brain!
