IS THAT MAURICIO IN THERE?!

Just because you put syrup on something don't make it pancakes.

Gus: Who's the big scary guy?
Shawn: His name is Carlton Lassiter. You should know that by now.

I'm so good it's stupid. I'm stupid good.

You have your value system, and I have mine.

Psychic vision time, baby!

Juliet: You kiss her, you die.
Shawn: Duly noted.

Shawn: Are you sure this water's holy?
Gus: Yes, I had Father Wesley bless it over the phone.

You tasted the meat when we all thought it was Lassie?!

I like to laugh, and be held down and tickled.

In lieu of flowers and gifts, donations can be made to Glazed For Life.

It's time for Gus and I to run into the night now.

Psych Quotes

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.