Sheldon Cooper Quotes (Page 3)
Season 6, Episode 19: "The Closet Reconfiguration"
Sheldon: Is there any reason you're keeping this dead goldfish?
Penny: Damn, I forgot to feed him and that I had him.
Sheldon: Well, now, did you also have a dog? Because I found what appears to be a battery-operated chew toy.
Penny: Party's over. Party's over.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: Bernadette's diary has some saucy bits.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Amy: Used me as a human shield?
Sheldon: I panicked. He looked taller than usual.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Sheldon: My shirt is itchy and I wish I were dead.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Sheldon: I can't tell you that. I'm bound by closet organizer/organizee confidentiality.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: I found three bowling pins. Do you juggle these or are you missing seven?
Howard: Juggle.
Sheldon: You health nuts kill me.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Bernadette: Sheldon, I've been cooking all day.
Sheldon: Well ... now don't you feel silly.
Bernadette [to Howard]: Show him the closet
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 6, Episode 18: "The Contractual Obligation Implementation"
Amy: Sheldon ... all Snow White needs is one small kiss to wake up.
Sheldon: Heard you the first time.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: Hello, female children.
• Rating: Unrated
Sheldon: I believe in a gender blind society like in Star Trek. Where women and men of all races and creeds worked side-by-side as equals.
Leonard: You mean where they were advanced enough to develop an interstellar warp drive, but a black lady still answered the space phone?
• Rating: 3.8 / 5.0
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