Sheldon Cooper Quotes (Page 3)
Season 5, Episode 12: "The Shiny Trinket Maneuver"
Sheldon: Oh, I see why you're confused. No, her news sounded important, but what your forgetting is it was an achievement in the field of biology. That's all about yucky, squishy things.
Penny: Honey, she's upset. You're her boyfriend. You have to at least try to be excited by the things she's excited by.
Sheldon: What if they simply don't excite me?
Penny: Well, just smile and think about koalas.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 11: "The Speckerman Recurrence"
Leonard: You think we can outrun him?
Sheldon: I don't need to outrun him. I just need to outrun you.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Raj: That was pretty badass, dude.
Sheldon: I help the weak. It's yet another way I'm exactly like Batman.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Sheldon: Leonard, I platonically love you man, but face it, you're a mess.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 10: "The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition"
Sheldon: I got a splinter.
Amy: What do you want me to do about it?
Sheldon: Relationship agreement - Section 4: Boo-boos and ouchies. You have to take care of it.
Amy: I should've gotten a lawyer.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 9: "The Ornithophobia Diffusion "
Sheldon: Mine was great. I'm going to be a mommy.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Sheldon: Get back here, you stupid bird, so I can love you!
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Sheldon: Trust me, if I had a death ray, I wouldn't be living here. I'd be in my lair enjoying the money the people of Earth gave me for not using my death ray.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Sheldon: Hummingbirds are the vampires of the flower world.
Raj: Still my first choice for an ankle tattoo. Or, a dolphin -- I go back and forth.
• Rating: 4.2 / 5.0
Leonard: Too casual?
Sheldon: For an audience with the queen, yes. For an evening of passing a bottle of fortified wine around a flaming trash can, you look great.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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