Sheldon Cooper Quotes (Page 2)
Season 5, Episode 15: "The Friendship Contraction"
Leonard: Sheldon, Canada is not going to invade California.
Sheldon: Yeah, really? You think those hippies in Washington and Oregon can stop them?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 14: "The Beta Test Initiation"
Sheldon: Cut! [sighs] Take 47.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 13: "The Recombination Hypothesis"
Sheldon: Now, back to our game.
Raj: You were in the middle of an erection.
Sheldon: Oh, of course. It's right here in my hand.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: And now that I have some wood. I'm going to begin the erection of my settlement.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: Now, where were we? Oh, yes. Does anyone have any wood?
Raj and Howard: [Both snickering]
Sheldon: Oh, come on. I just want wood. Why are you making it so hard?
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Sheldon: I want to build a road, but I need wood. Do either of you fellows have wood?
Raj and Howard: [Both chuckling]
Sheldon: I don't understand the laughter. The object of Settlers of Catan is to build roads and settlements. To do so requires wood. Now I have sheep; I need wood. Who has wood for my sheep?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: Oh, no. They sent the wrong Spock. Live long and suck it, Zachary Quinto.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 12: "The Shiny Trinket Maneuver"
Amy: Jewelry? Seriously? Sheldon, you are the most shallow, self-centered person I have ever met. Do you really think that another transparently manipul... Oh! It's a tiara! A tiara. I have a tiara! Put it on me, put it on me, put it on me, put it on me, put it on me, put it on me, put it on me.
Penny: You look beautiful
Amy: Of course I do. I'm a princess and this is my tiara.
Sheldon: You were right, the tiara was too much.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: I don't think there's anything in this jewelry store that Amy would appreciate more than the humidifier that we were just looking at at Sears.
Penny: Oh, my God, now I know what I sound like to you when I say stupid stuff.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leonard: I don't know what to tell you, buy her something.
Sheldon: How does that work?
Leonard: Well, you skip over any attempt to repair your emotional connection and you win back her affection with an empty financial gesture.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
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