Sheldon Cooper Quotes (Page 2)
Season 6, Episode 21: "The Closure Alternative"
Amy: All I'm saying is we live in a world where closure isn't always an op...
Sheldon: ...tion. Okay.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Amy: I'm sorry you're upset. You know, Sheldon, sometimes people seek the comfort of physical contact in moments like this.
Sheldon: I am not flying back to Texas just so my mom can give me a hug.
• Rating: Unrated
Sheldon: They can't just cancel a show like Alphas. You know? They have to help the viewers let go. Firefly did a movie to wrap things up. Buffy the Vampire Slayer continued on as a comic book. Heroes gradually lowered the quality season by season till we were grateful it ended.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: Why would the Chinese make our DVR record Paul Blart: Mall Cop?
Leonard: I don't know. It's a fat guy on a Segway. That's funny everywhere.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 6, Episode 20: "The Tenure Turbulence"
Sheldon: Are you implying my girlfriend doesn't have any sexuality to exploit?
Raj: Yes
Sheldon: Okay, because that was not clear.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon [to Amy]: Well, that's a fine how-do-you-do. Don't just stand there. Take your breasts out.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Mrs. Davis: Roots?
Sheldon: The tragic history of slavery in America. Fun for the whole family.
Mrs. Davis: Why would you think this is an appropriate gift?
Sheldon: Umm. Well ... You are black, right?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: Sheldon Cooper doesn't do cozy.
• Rating: Unrated
Sheldon: You know, I must say I go back and forth on this boyfriend-girlfriend thing, but those moments when you worship me really keep you in the running.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: If we really want science to advance, people should have chips implanted in their skulls that explode when they say something stupid.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
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