The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSSheldon Cooper Quotes
Sheldon: Wow. This is truly remarkable.
Alex: Thank you.
Sheldon: I think I'll keep it for myself.
Alex: What about your girlfriend?
Sheldon: It's too late, I call dibbs.
Sheldon: But, she has Google maps on her phone.
Alex: I don't know how to respond to that.
Clearly, I made the right choice farming this out to you. But, I am telling you, Amy hit the boyfriend jackpot. My socks are on, knock them off.
Sheldon: Have you seen the one where Lori dies?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Or, maybe she doesn't. Let's find out.
Sheldon: I suppose there's no choice but to face the crying, angry accusations, and the high pitch wails of despair.
Penny: Yeah and who knows how Amy will react.
Umm....
Feelings? What am I a hippie at a love-in?
Good buddy Leonard. [knock] Good buddy Leonard. [knock] Good buddy Leonard. [knock]
Amy: Here I am?
Sheldon: Wait. Here who is where?
Leonard, wait! ... Dobby the elf dies in book 7.
I think your morning Cocoa Pops are turning you into a hysterical woman.
Penny: Okay. Hang on. Are you saying some day that you and Amy might actually get physical?
Sheldon: It's a possibility.
