Popular Shirley Quotes
My boys are going to make me breakfast in bed for mother's day. Well, actually I'm goin' to make the breakfast and get in bed, but they're going to bring it to me.
Shirley: I hated Sam and Diane.
Annie: Who are Sam and Diane?
Shirley: Okay, we get it. You're young!
Troy: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Shirley: Mmhmm. Our team's walking with God.
Holy macaroni with pepper jack.
Are you being meta?
Shirley [to Abed]
Yeah, you're both so different. Skinny bitches.
You don't know that. It was the '80s. Everybody who made this was on cocaine.
Shirley: The Bible has been called the greatest story ever told.
Abed: Ben Lyons said the same thing about I Am Legend.
C'mon, Charlie Kaufman. Some of us have work in the morning!
Did you just scripture me, Muslim?
Leonard, you better back that pumpkin ass up or I'm gonna make a pie.
Britta: this cause is really important to me
Annie: Are you saying we're not allowed to protest? Britta, you sound like Guatemala
Shirley: Sounds like someone has the case of "someone likes to use fringe politics to make themselves feel special but doesn't want to do anything"-itis
