Popular Shirley Quotes
Shirley: Can somebody please all Andre? It's Sugarboots in my phone.
Troy: That hurts Shirley.
I don't want my child's first memory to be Starburns.
An epidural is a proper Christian woman's only chance to get wrecked.
Abed: Don't tell any doctors I said this, but at this point in the situation the bus pretty much drives itself.
Shirley: Who is the bus in this scenario?
Britta: I read an article that said some women can actually achieve or--
Shirley: No no, thank you for the conversation. I know what you're talking about and even if it were true that's not something a woman does on her child's head.
Sorry Abed, I don't feel comfortable with you taking a grand tour of my nethers.
Shirley: I hope we find this cache of ammunition soon. I need to pump.
Troy: Me too. You're talking about peeing right?
Actually, Jeff, he's been pretty decent in this game, so far. He's created a safe zone where people can rest, eat, and in some cases, pump their breast milk.
I can't believe Jeff attacked a table with a fire axe and is still only the second craziest person in the room.
Britta: Do you know sugar is like baby meth? That's what my homeopath says.
Shirley: Well maybe your gay friend should mind his own business!
I can't believe you guys hate me more than Pierce! Or anything more than Pierce!
I've seen enough episodes of Friends to know that co-habitation leads to sex, drugs, and something Parade magazine calls "Schwimmer fatigue."
