Fitz: You! Do not touch that!
Skye: Alright, I get it, I’ll go do your stupid Hogwarts School or whatever.

Skye: Are you Ok? I heard what you were saying back there.
Coulson: It wasn't real. They were just messing with my head.

If you think this woman deserves a second chance, we should give it to her. Even though she tried to kill me, I hate her guts.

Ward: It’s strategic.
Simmons: It’s adorable.
Skye: The Tin Man has a heart after all.

Skye: You guys might think its old news, but its new news to everyone else. Asgardians are aliens from another planet that visited us 1000 years ago.
Coulson: Or more
Skye: Because we couldn't understand aliens we thought they were gods?
Coulson: That’s where our Norse mythology comes from.

May gave specific instructions, you go on a date with a crazy wall I have to chaperone.

You told me to trust the system and the system sent Ward and Fitz in there to die.

Guess being a douchebag runs in the family.

Coulson: I don't know how else to explain it but it needs to be carved.
Skye: Does it just appear in your mind like some sort of vision?
Coulson: No, it just kinda happens. Which is really frustrating because no matter how much I carve it still means nothing to me. I don't even have a theory.
Skye: I do. It's a map.

Skye: Hold on are you saying that I am an alien?
Coulson: It's a theory.
Skye: No a theory is what scientists use to prove things in nature. This is you telling me that I might be an alien. That is not something you just say like it's no big deal.
Coulson: I was trying not to rattle you.
Skye: Guess what? Epic fail.

He's acting like a robot version of himself right now.

Everyone's wearing the same suit. Can someone tell me why?

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Quotes

Kasius: Yo-Yo Rodriguez? How peculiar.
Yo-Yo: Says the space mime!

Sousa: Hey, what are you doing up?
Daisy: Why do you care?
Sousa: Because you don't.