Coulson: I heard what you did for me. I think it’s time that we remove this. [speaks to bracelet] Disengage bracelet.
Skye: Are you kidding me?
Coulson: I though you like that.

Skye: Are you Ok? I heard what you were saying back there.
Coulson: It wasn't real. They were just messing with my head.

Skye: Wow, look at them, the popular kids. Who knew?
Ward: I did.

Ward: It’s strategic.
Simmons: It’s adorable.
Skye: The Tin Man has a heart after all.

Skye: Fitz, have you ever heard of an O84 being a person?
Fitz: No, but I suppose it’s possible. I’d hate to meet the guy.

The name they gave me at the orphanage was Mary Sue Poots

Hail Hydra

Skye: Hold on are you saying that I am an alien?
Coulson: It's a theory.
Skye: No a theory is what scientists use to prove things in nature. This is you telling me that I might be an alien. That is not something you just say like it's no big deal.
Coulson: I was trying not to rattle you.
Skye: Guess what? Epic fail.

Coulson: I don't know how else to explain it but it needs to be carved.
Skye: Does it just appear in your mind like some sort of vision?
Coulson: No, it just kinda happens. Which is really frustrating because no matter how much I carve it still means nothing to me. I don't even have a theory.
Skye: I do. It's a map.

Guess being a douchebag runs in the family.

May gave specific instructions, you go on a date with a crazy wall I have to chaperone.

You can't walk away from this. With great power comes.... a ton of weird crap you are not prepared to deal with.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Quotes

Kasius: Yo-Yo Rodriguez? How peculiar.
Yo-Yo: Says the space mime!

Sousa: Hey, what are you doing up?
Daisy: Why do you care?
Sousa: Because you don't.