Sock Quotes
Sock: All right, we gotta go to my house so I can pick up one of my sports coats.
Sam: Uh, you don't own a sports coat.
Sock: We gotta go to your dad's house so I can pick up one of his sports coats
Why would a demon be into angel figurines? It's like a cat banging a dog
Ben: We have until then to commit yet another felony.
Sock: Kinda gets you pumped, right?
Ben: Yes it does
Sock: So, did he get all foamy at the mouth and twitchy when you zapped him?
Sam: Not really.
Sock: Too bad. You probably did it wrong
Sock: Coupons? El Diablo not forkin' out the big bucks, huh?
Gladys: Just ring me up so I never have to come back here
Sam: Sock, Sock, don't do something stupid.
Sock: Sam, I am almost certainly going to do something stupid. It's in my blood. You know that
Ben: Yeah, Love, Bullets, and Blacktop. It's a fine title.
Sock: Boobs, Bullets, and Blacktop would be better. You know, the whole repeating the B's thing, that's classy
Ben: Damn. We look good.
Sock: I'm thinking of touching myself.
Sam: Not in my car, please
Holly: Tell me how to set Kit free, or I will torch this whole place, and there will only be one of us getting out of here alive.
Sock: Which one of us?
Sock: God, do we have to talk to Russ? Guy gives me the skeeves.
Sam: Yes. Yes, we do. But remember, we are all business. You show any signs of friendship to Russ and it's like feeding a raccoon. We'll never get rid of him.
Sock: Ah, you hear that, Ben?
Ben: Oh, wh...
Sock: No, listen to me. None of this, my name's Ben. I like everybody. Let's be blood brothers, okay? I do not want to hang out with this guy. He's extra-strength douche
Sock: Are you scared?
Ben: Does is show?
Sock: You're kinda hurting my arm...
Ben: Oh. [lets go of Sock]
Sock: You've got some nails on you, man
The Butcher? That's a pretty good name. Yeah, if I was a serial killer I'd want my name to be something more effective, like Murder Man or Killbot
