Reaper

Sock Quotes (Page 8)

Andi: So what's wrong with her?
Ben: She's a huge fan of Lionel Ritchie.
Sock: Isn't that messed up?
Andi: Oh yeah.
Ben: All Night Long.
Sock: We think she's the spawn of Satan.
Andi: Later
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Sock: Free booze, hot Asian girls, and the smell of grease. I am home!
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Sam: How did you find me?
Sock: We followed you, Sam. Ben drove here with his headlights off the entire time.
Ben: It was very stressful
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Ben: The Devil has a child. You know, I never thought the Devil had genitals.
Sock: What, like a Ken doll?
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Sock: This Satan's trying to get you to hook you up with his daughter, you know, I bet she wants your man seed.
Sam: What? No.
Sock: Yeah, sure, think about it. You knock her up, right, the Devil has a little Sam baby running around catching souls for him when he grows up. After, you know, you kick. [Sam glares] Which I hope will not be for a very long time
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Sock: We got presents! Look. Bought your grandmother a book. It's in Spanish.
Ben: It's French.
Sock: What? Oh. Well, you know, it's never too late to learn a new language
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Sock: No, no, nothing is impossible. Illegal, yeah, stupid, most definitely, but not impossible
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Sock: Oh man, the Devil and I have the exact same taste in women. Is she really flexible, too?
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Sock: I get it, I know what you're doing. You're acting like a chick.
Sam: Shut... shut up!
Sock: Oh, no, I will not shut up. You are acting like a chick and she is acting like a dude. That is so sad, Sam. I don't know whether to hug you or kill you out of mercy
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Sock: She's acting like a dude. You know, anything gets too emotional or too hard, you just ignore it, right? Eventually it'll go away. Which makes Andi even more perfect, if that's possible. [Sam glares] Except for the part where she ripped your heart out and stomped on it. That was rude and lame
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