Eric: You surprise me. That's rare in a breather.
Sookie: You disgust me.
Eric: Perhaps I'll grow on you.
Sookie: I'd prefer cancer

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Eric: I KNOW I'm a vampire, Snookie.
Sookie: It's SOOKIE!

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

(Pam and Tara kiss)
Sookie: Oh, ok.
Jessica: I knew it!

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You drank the whole fairy. Now go to your room!

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Stepping around the fact that your word is worth about as much as tits on a turtle.

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I'm a fairy? How fuckin lame!

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Sookie: Doing this? For the last six hours?!
Eric: You seemed surprised. Is Bill's stamina not enough?

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It's 5 a.m. What are you doing eating my chicken in the dark?

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Eric: You know you have feelings for me.
Sookie: Ewww.

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Sookie: Jason are you ok?
Jason: I'm fine you got me in the head.

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Sookie: Can all vampires fly?
Eric: Can all humans sing?
Sookie : Are you kidding? I couldn't carry a tune in a bucket with a lid on it.

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Just once I'd like to not find a dead body in my house. Is that asking too much?

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