True Blood
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOFavorite Sookie Stackhouse Quotes
I'm in no mood for lesbian weirdness tonight Pam.
Godric: Do you believe in God?
Sookie: Yes, I do.
Godric: If you're right, how will he punish me?
Sookie: God doesn't punish, he forgives.
Godric: I don't deserve it. But I hope for it.
Sookie: We all do.
I don't want to baby-sit this psycho while you go take a nap.
A 3,000-year old vampire wants to suck my blood. Must be Thursday!
I don't know how you did things in the 1800s, but keeping a file on the woman you love is... creepy.
Eric: You really believe he is trustworthy?
Sookie: All I know is I sure as hell can't trust you.
Sookie: Can all vampires fly?
Eric: Can all humans sing?
Sookie : Are you kidding? I couldn't carry a tune in a bucket with a lid on it.
Bill: I remember when ladies clothing stores sold petticoats.
Sookie: That's so weird.
Bill: Actually I sort of miss my times. Clothes left something to the imagination and required a certain skill to get past.
Sookie: I think there's a Halloween store around here that sells them.
Bill: You're such a tease
Just once I'd like to not find a dead body in my house. Is that asking too much?
Sookie: I'm sorry if I got you into any trouble tonight.
Bill: Don't apologize. We vampires are always in some kind of trouble. I'd prefer to be in it with you
I feel better protecting myself, now that I know I am basically vampire crack.
Pam: She smells.
Sookie: Is that bad?
Pam: Can't imagine it's good.
