Sookie: He's your maker isn't he?
Eric: Don't use words you don't understand.
Sookie: You have a lot of love for him.
Eric: Don't use words I don't understand.

Sookie: You killed my fairy godmother.
Eric: Sorry.

Jason: Something funny fanger?
Eric: Yes blood bag.
Jason: Leach.
Eric: Breather.
Jason: Dead fu-k.
Eric: Meat sack.
Sookie: Stop acting like children.
Nora: You smell like something I once dreamed of.
Sookie: Eric please ask your sister to stop looking at me like that.

Sookie: I can't change who I love. Lord knows I've tried.
Alcide: Try harder.

Bill: Sookie... I cannot...and I will not lose you. For all the ways I have...dismayed, agrieved, or failed you, I swear I will atone. But I am not sorry. I refuse to apologize for what you have awakened...in me. You...you are my miracle, Sookie. For the first time in 140 years, I felt something I thought had been lost in me forever... I love you. And for that, I shall never feel sorry!
Sookie: God damn you, Bill Compton... I love you!

Eric: Bill Compton is no Godric.
Sookie: But he's everything to me.

I have a fairy godmother? Okay, if your job is to look after me, can I just say you suck.

Bill [to Hoyt]: Are you going to leave or am I going to have to throw you out a window that is closed?
Sookie: That is just rude

For a bad-ass werewolf, you drive like a girl.

You wait to tell people how you feel about them, you never know what will happen.

I could be dreaming about anything. I could be swimming with dolphins or eating a whole pie without any consequences.

First of all, you guys are vampires. What's with all the morality?

True Blood Quotes

Pam: Thanks for the suggestion but we prefer to do things the old fashioned way.
Elijah: Yeah you and Blockbuster Video.

Eric: You surprise me. That's rare in a breather.
Sookie: You disgust me.
Eric: Perhaps I'll grow on you.
Sookie: I'd prefer cancer

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes