Sookie: I can't change who I love. Lord knows I've tried.
Alcide: Try harder.

And if those people die?
Bill. It's war. It happens.

For a bad-ass werewolf, you drive like a girl.

First of all, you guys are vampires. What's with all the morality?

I could be dreaming about anything. I could be swimming with dolphins or eating a whole pie without any consequences.

Alcide, stop making that noise. Eric, put up those fangs and do what I say.

You drank the whole fairy. Now go to your room!

Eric: I KNOW I'm a vampire, Snookie.
Sookie: It's SOOKIE!

Sookie: You killed my fairy godmother.
Eric: Sorry.

I have a fairy godmother? Okay, if your job is to look after me, can I just say you suck.

I feel better protecting myself, now that I know I am basically vampire crack.

Alcide: Are you in trouble again?
Sookie: When am I not in trouble?

True Blood Quotes

Grandma [about people charging vampires for sex]: Wonder how much one would charge for something like that?
Jason: A thousand bucks.
Sookie: See, now that just makes me sick.
Grandma: I know. What kind of cheap woman could ever do something like that?
Sookie: No it makes me sick that they're getting a thousand bucks to lay there and do nothing while I bust my ass for ten bucks an hour plus tips

Tara [tending bar]: Uh-oh do... do not snap at me. I have a name. And that name is Tara. Isn't that funny a black girl being named after a plantation. No I don't think it's funny at all. In fact it really pisses me off that my momma was either stupid or just plain mean. Which is why you better be nice if you plan on getting a drink tonight.
Customer: Sorry

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes