Spencer: You taking something for the pain?
Emily: Yeah, but nothing that dulls my mother.

Aria: How did he get into an Ivy League school?
Spencer: It must have been affirmative action for goths and emos.

Melissa: I actually had a good time with Ian.
Spencer: Wow. I will call TMZ.

This is something that´s been going on? You and a teacher?

Am I supposed to go buy a Michael Jackson album?

He stuck his hands in her panty drawer.

Emily: Sometimes when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
Spencer: Why are you talking like Ben Franklin?

Where was Jason the night Ali was killed?

Toby: I love you so much.
Spencer: I wanted to say that first.

I actually stole my sister's wedding ring.

Spencer: We should take a photo of Ian, prove we haven't been making this all up.
Hanna: Yeah, well, you go ahead and do that, while I try not to get killed.

She's gone, but she's everywhere.

Pretty Little Liars Quotes

Emily: A's a terrorist, that's what she wants: To make us worry

Mona is five feet
of insidious snark with a side ponytail,
and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

Spencer