Stefan: Anna took Elena.
Damon: Yeah, I got that from your 600 voicemails.

All I can remember is hating you. There may been a time when that was different, but your choices have erased that.

Alaric: I made a few discoveries about your town.
Stefan: So you show up like Van Helsing?

I'm not gonna hurt you, unless you try that again.

Damon has no regard for human life. He enjoys inflicting pain on others.

Stefan: He posed as a pizza delivery boy last night.
Damon: Well, he gets points for that.

Stefan: I'm talking about Atlanta.
Damon: Oh yeah. We had a blast!

There's another vampire in town. Until we found out who it is, we need to be careful.

Stefan: I could help you.
Damon: You? Help me? Seems a little unnatural.

Damon: Elena's phone?
Stefan: Where is she?!?

Don't. Ever. Threaten. Me. Again.

Elena: You're looking out for me.
Stefan: Hope that's okay.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


When 9 Russians tell you you're drunk, you lie down.

Enzo [to Bonnie]