Steve: Just relax, alright and enjoy the view.
Danny: What view? Like I said, jet stream, no view.

Russo: Hey, check this out.
Steve: What was inside?
Russo: Cyanide
Steve: Cyanide?
Russo: I know, crazy right? The secret bunker, the World War II pistol, the kill pill, and the ring with the in compartment, this is some real secret agent stuff.

Chin: You look like you just saw a ghost.
Steve: Rough commute.

Hank: Is he dead?
Steve: No Hank, he's just taking a nap.

Hank's smart enough to know you don't sleep where you steal.

Steve: Sometimes when you speak, when your mouth opens and you speak, all I hear is "wa-wa-wa-wa." It's like I'm in a Charlie Brown cartoon only you're Linus, with better hair.
Danny: Why do I got to be Linus?

While they were getting Detective Williams out of jail in Columbia, I was the only one helping you.

Gabriel

Chin: That was close.
Steve: Speaking of close, Kono you are getting married in five minutes.

But nobody is gonna want to eat fish for the next three months.

Kamekona

You got two kids now and one of them needs you to go home and do something really important for him. So you don't get to die today, even though it would make my life a lot quieter.

Steve: Wow.
Catherine: So you approve?
Danny: Yeah, no I think what my ape like friend meant to say was that you look fantastic.

Steve: Hey listen if things are weird with Rachel let me go get Grace. Its not a problem.
Danny: No, no nothing is weird its fine.
Steve: You are lying.

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

Cordova: Do it. I'm dying anyway. There's nobody here. Nobody will ever know what went down. Call it self-defense.
Steve: There is no way I'm going to make it that easy for you.
Cordova: It's like this or I go out the slow way. I'm tired of that option. So you pull the trigger or I will.

Steve: Book Em' Danno
Danny: Back with that again?