Stiles: I can't take waiting around like this, ya know. It's nerve wracking. My nerves are wracked, they're severely wracked. Wracked.
Peter: I could beat you unconscious and wake you when it's over.

Peter: And if that's not enough to scare your testicles back into your stomach, try to remember that two of them combine to form one giant alpha. I'm sure Erica and Boyd were sweet kids. They're going to be missed.
Stiles: Can someone kill him again please?

Heather: Have you never done it before either?
Stiles: Turned 17? Yeah, no, not yet, no.

Heather: Do you know what I want for my birthday?
Stiles: Bike?

Scott: I kinda just needed something permanent. Everything is happening so fast. Everything is just so...ephemeral.
Stiles: Studying for the PSATs?
Scott: Yep.
Stiles: Nice.

Scott: Can we just drive, now, please?
Stiles: No. It's a red light.

Mr. Stilinski: Why would this kid want most of the 2006 swim team and its coach dead?
Stiles: Isn't it obvious? Our swim team sucks. They haven't won in like six years.

Scott: Why should I apologize?
Stiles: Because you're the guy. It's like what we do.

Scott: She's completely ignored Stiles the past 10 years.
Stiles: I prefer to think of it as me not having been on her radar.

Scott: Maybe it's just early.
Stiles: Or maybe nobody's coming because Lydia's turned into the town whack job.

The guy bugs me. Just look at his face.

You wanna play Cat Woman? I'll be your Batman.

Teen Wolf Quotes

I have a son. His name is Mieczyslaw Stilinski, but we call him Stiles. I remember. When Stiles was a little kid, he couldn't say his first name. I'm not sure why, it pretty much rolls off the tongue, but the closest he could was mischief. His mother called him that until...I remember when Stiles first got his jeep. It belonged to his mother. She wanted him to have it. The first time he took a spin behind the wheel, he went straight into a ditch. I gave him his first roll of duct tape that day. He was always getting into trouble, but he always had a good heart, always. We're here tonight because my goofball son because he decided to drag Scott, his greatest friend in the world, into the woods to see a dead body.

Noah

Malia: Alright. I'll ask. Who's Kate Argent?
Kira: [raising hand] Uh, I'd like to know, too.
Stiles: Well, we were at her funeral, so I'd like to know how she got out from a casket buried six feet under ground.